FOR THE BOLOGNESE
250 g ground beef or mixed ground meat
400 g strained tomatoes
1 small carrot, finely grated
1 small onion, finely chopped
1 small garlic clove, finely chopped, optional
1 small piece of celery, very finely diced, optional
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp tomato paste
1 small pinch of sugar or 1–2 tsp grated apple
Salt and mild pepper, to taste
FOR THE PASTA
150–200 g spaghetti
FOR THE FACES
4 round mozzarella slices, as pale eye bases
4 small strips of nori, for angry eyebrows — alternatively, very thin pieces of black olive
2 small triangles of orange cheese, such as Gouda or cheddar, as beaks